Some guy with no known name can often be found in a town in Nowhere that suffers from a similar problem. He is allegedly a bounty hunter, but in reality, he spends most of his time trying to order alcoholic beverages from incompetent bartenders who continually slide his drinks past him and onto the floor.



  • "Gimme a drink, bartender."
  • "It sure is quiet around here."
  • "Next you're gonna tell me you don't like CD-i."
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