The Ugly Barnacle

The Ugly Barnacle.

The Ugly Barnacle (which is so ugly, it doesn't even look like a barnacle) is a character of Patrick Star that was used to compare SpongeBob SquarePants with ugly people. It became real later on.


"There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end."

Working for Ganon

The Ugly Barnacle once tried to save Zelda from Ganon's bolts. Ganon made the ugly barnacle join him in return for making his face the greatest in Koridai. At first he didn't respond. Then he joined Ganon. However, Ganon stiffed him and he was still ugly. Mama Luigi then killed the ugly barnacle, only so he could be revived and killed by Gaston.


Sunky revived the Ugly Barnacle in 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 AD. However, he didn't know that the Barnacle was so ugly that it would cause the inevitable end of the universe. Everyone died in the process. The end. Or was it?

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