[Shadow]: Welcome to the United States presidential debate. I am Shadow the Hedgehog, and I am hosting this debate with Donald Trump and Al Gore.
[Donald Trump]: Yes we will ask questions to the candidates, and also take questions from the audience and questions submitted by facebook users.
[Al Gore]: But first we will begin this debate by Oahing.
[Donald Trump]: Yeah, excuse me, excuse me.
[Al Gore]: What?
[Donald Trump]: Excuse me. Lizard Man is a total lightweight, he has no clue on what he wants to do and is a total lightweight. He's a loser.
[Al Gore]: You're hosting the debate right now, you're not debating.
[Donald Trump]: I'm a host and a debater.
[Al Gore]: Yeah i'm very confused about this, who set it up this way?
[Donald Trump]: Listen, i have money and i use it to my advantage. Now stop with the harassments.
[Al Gore]: I'm not harassing you!
[Donald Trump]: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's Oah then.
(After the Oahing)
[Shadow]: Okay, Justin Trudeau. You're currently the Prime Minister of Canada. How will that effect both Canada and the United States if you become president.
[Justin Trudeau]: The possibility of a merger will be possible but it will be up to the Parliment and the Congress.
[Patrick Star]: The problem with Democrats and Republicans is that they fail to reconize Wumbology. Which is, in fact, first grade. I can't be part of a party that doesn't reconize it.