Unsurewardism is a disease created by Squidward Tentacles. It lasts about 1,221 days at a time, then you either die or get cured. There is no current cure (except time, which doesn't always work out), so many Unsurewards just try to take lots of illegal drugs to fix it.
- Hearing nothing but the song Gentle Breeze or the word "boner"
- Getting very wrinkly and bloodshot
- Wanting to kill people
- Obsession with Krabby Patties
- Eccess snot flow