Uwe Boll is some German guy who makes bad movies. He hates the medium of film, and his goal in life is to make everyone else hate it. He also serves the Burger King, but when he failed to assassinate King Harkinian, BK had Boll hardened with Magic Drugs.



A typical reaction to a Uwe Boll film.

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