Nuts. Vince Offer (1964–2015) is the salesman of the SlapChop and ShamWow. He will often wipe people with sauce. He died when one of Ronald McDonald's minions shot him in the head. Quotes Vince dies. "You're gonna love my nuts!" "It's worthless! Forget about it!" "Martini! My weenie! Just bang it!" "You're gonna be slappin' my nuts!" Trivia Morshu's fantasy. His real last name is not offer. He is the enemy of Billy Mays. He often sells Birdo eggs now. King Harkinian once saw him while he was high. He visits the Coney Island Disco Palace. Retrieved from "https://king-harkinian.fandom.com/wiki/Vince_Offer?oldid=34877" Categories: Characters Advertisers Salesmen Live-Action Characters Blondes Males Arabs 1960s Births 2010s Deaths Humans Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.