Weegee virus

A typical Weegee virus.

The Weegee Virus is a disease that makes you become a clone and minion of Weegee.



The virus in progression.

The Weegee Virus will fully affect a person within fifty-two seconds, and its effects are devastating.

Three seconds: Your eyes will begin to look like Weegee's.
Thirty-two seconds: Your whole face looks like Weegee's. A handful of body features (e.g. hands) may become Weegeefied, too.
Fifty-two seconds: You become exactly like Weegee except in power (in some cases, you still retain your color and body type).

In some cases, a double-dose may cause even worse effects.

One minute, six seconds: You begin to hallucinate.
Four minutes: You get a fever and arms weaken.
Seven minutes, twenty-one seconds: Your nose begins to look like Walleo's.
Fifteen minutes: Your arms and legs are immovable. You feel the way the Ugly Barnacle looks.
Twenty-nine minutes: Your face begins to melt and your body shrinks.
Weegee vs

Weegee vs. Morshu

Weegee virus infecting Morshu.

Thirty-seven minutes: All remaining hair you have turns purple and flies away.
Fifty minutes, five seconds: What remains of your head swells up and turns a turquoise color.
Sixty-nine minutes, thirty-two seconds: Your nose flies away.
Sixty-nine minutes, forty-seven seconds: Your nose explodes.
Seventy minutes: All your internal organs explode and you die.
Eighty minutes: Your corpse spontaneously combusts.


Weegee progression

Arthur Felig gets infected.

The only known cure is to either

  • Succumb to the weegee virus
  • To worship Hitler and King Harkinian

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