The Weegee Virus is a disease that makes you become a clone and minion of Weegee.
The Weegee Virus will fully affect a person within fifty-two seconds, and its effects are devastating.
- Three seconds: Your eyes will begin to look like Weegee's.
- Thirty-two seconds: Your whole face looks like Weegee's. A handful of body features (e.g. hands) may become Weegeefied, too.
- Fifty-two seconds: You become exactly like Weegee except in power (in some cases, you still retain your color and body type).
In some cases, a double-dose may cause even worse effects.
- One minute, six seconds: You begin to hallucinate.
- Four minutes: You get a fever and arms weaken.
- Seven minutes, twenty-one seconds: Your nose begins to look like Walleo's.
- Fifteen minutes: Your arms and legs are immovable. You feel the way the Ugly Barnacle looks.
- Twenty-nine minutes: Your face begins to melt and your body shrinks.
- Thirty-seven minutes: All remaining hair you have turns purple and flies away.
- Fifty minutes, five seconds: What remains of your head swells up and turns a turquoise color.
- Sixty-nine minutes, thirty-two seconds: Your nose flies away.
- Sixty-nine minutes, forty-seven seconds: Your nose explodes.
- Seventy minutes: All your internal organs explode and you die.
- Eighty minutes: Your corpse spontaneously combusts.
The only known cure is to either
- Succumb to the weegee virus
- To worship Hitler and King Harkinian