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Wheat is a type of grass that is found in bread, pasta, and cereal .
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The roots of all evil.

Why The King Should Not Eat It

King John Harkinian should not eat wheat. He gets weird allergic reactions to it. For example, his finger explodes or his hair turns blue.

Trivia

  • This article is a parody of weed.
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