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Woody Sanders
Woody
A picture of Woody himself.
Vital statistics
Occupation Sheriff, Cop, Founder, Chef
Name Woody Sanders
Age 65
Appearances KFC
Friends Kermit, Zelda, Fari, Morshu, Homer Simpson, I.M. Meen
Enemies King Harkinian, Link, Ophelia,
Hometown Koridai
Relatives Bernie Sanders (Father)

Jessie [Woods] Sanders (Mother)

Favorite Things Chicken, Tea, Fried Food, Video Games, (not) His Family,

His Extended Family

Embodied Personalities None

Woody Sanders is the son of Bernie Sanders and Jessie. He was born on November 22, 1995 in Koridai. He has a horse named Bullseye, and loves chicken. His obsession of eating chicken lead him to make Koridai Fried Chicken and has since become a billionare. He even released toys modeled after himself in children's meals he called "Smiley Meals" and Ronald McDonald had to intervene and file a copyright claim, as they were too similar to Happy Meals. After that, he became a sheriff and had to fight his former business partner, Dr. Robotnik. He also made a movie about his toys coming to life and he went back in time and released it as soon as he was born. This was supposed to advertise his toys and take advantage of children. He also has an unhealthy obsession with ripping pictures of Gwonam.

Trivia

  • He dislikes every meat except for chicken.
  • The only fish he likes is haddock.
  • He is a Republican, despite his father being Socialist / facist.
  • He confirmed to Robotnik that S'mores are not, in fact, Sh'moes.
  • He hates Gwonam.

Quotes

  • "They're called s'mores, Robotnik."
  • "I'm not voting for you, Dad!"
  • "Face it Harkinian, this is the best dinner you've ever had."
  • "OW!! I'm sorry...."

The Time When Woody Tried To "Steal" King Harkinian's Fried Chicken Dinner:

Woody: Gee, it sure is boring around here!

Link: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???!!!

Woody: I said "Gee, it sure is boring around here!".

Link: THAT'S MY LINE YOU OLD CRA-

King Harkinian: Mah Boi, calm down and just ask for some damn fried chicken.

Link: Give me some damn fried chicken, crackhead!

Woody: Okay. Can I have a piece?

King Harkinian: ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY DINNER?!

Woody: Um.. No Sire! I just wante-

King Harkinian: *Pulls out Dinner Blaster*

Woody: Please do-

BOOM.

Death of Woody

Woody died after 21 years of being a sheriff and making fried chicken. He asked for a piece of King Harkinian's dinner and got death by dinner due to commiting treason.

Resurrection of Woody

Gwonam (under the control of Ganon) revived Woody to make more chicken.

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Form Wars

He forgave King Harkinian for brutally murdering him (hell knows why) and fought for the pures. He supplied them with chicken and ultimately lead them to victory. He was also a spy, and an assassin. However, near the end of the Form Wars, he turned against King Harkinian and assassinated him. Well, he tried to, anyway..

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